Cops be like.. w/KingBach

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raezerhands:

this is important. 

raezerhands:

this is important. 


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"I’ll tell you what my mother told me, and these are words to live by; selfish people live longer." — Lydia, The Other Woman (2014)

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xxcactusdudexx:

me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot


wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

seanofledead:

Are you sure Are you positive Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

seanofledead:

Are you sure
Are you positive
Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.


I stole a temporary tattoo from a catholic school carnival like thing called sausage fest


iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.


cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

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